Random BS
LMFAO…David Hasselhoff Performs on America’s Got Talent
Sep 3rd
Yes, I watch this show. The Hoff’s snark-worthy performance last night beats any and all pointy pose cheesefest group numbers from American Idol, OMG!!!! LOL
Heh. He stopped “singing” before the voice over track did.
One Week Until Denver’s Bruce Springsteen Concert!!!
Apr 4th
7 Days until my Springsteen Concert!!!
Please, bear with me… I am starting to get really excited about Bruce’s concert this coming Friday.
To share my excitement, I thought I’d post a few links to some of my favorite Springsteen concerts. The 1978 Winterland Concert is considered by many to be not only one of the best Springsteen concerts, but one of the best rock concerts ever. It is incredible.
Prove it All Night
Bruce Springsteen, Winterland 1978
The set list for the two nights is similar and both are worth listening to as he totally kicks ass, and he does cover a few different songs.
Winterland Concert, 12-15-1978
[Pay attention KAC...DOWNLOADS for the iPOD! We will get you to 5,000 songs yet. 
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BUMPED: NEW KITTEN CAM
Apr 1st
By popular demand, I am bumping the kitten cam to keep it on the front page.
03.26.09
Mother Sahara & babies are doing well. Kittens are growing fast with weights ranging from 7-8 oz at 2 weeks old.
Names/genders:
Einstein (M-GREEN)
Europa (F-BLUE)
Ender (M-PURPLE)
Egor (M-PINK)
Echo (F-YELLOW)
ETA:
PUPPY CAM!!!!!
ETA, II:
I removed the puppy cam because it was not working correctly. 
Bizarre April Holidays
Apr 1st
April is . . . . International Guitar Month, Keep America Beautiful Month, National Anxiety Month, National Humor Month, National Welding Month, National Garden Month, and Uh-Huh Month
Clicking the link at the end of this post won’t make any money for The Attic, but for those with inquiring minds, it will take you to a page containing fun and exciting tips on how to celebrate certain holidays; or links to other sites that contain more information on some holidays.
A NEW KITTEN CAM!!!!
Mar 30th
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03.26.09
Mother Sahara & babies are doing well. Kittens are growing fast with weights ranging from 7-8 oz at 2 weeks old.
Names/genders:
Einstein (M-GREEN)
Europa (F-BLUE)
Ender (M-PURPLE)
Egor (M-PINK)
Echo (F-YELLOW)
Lyrics: Big Blob Idol Fan Site
Mar 9th
This is from yesterday’s Stupid AI Fangirl thread. It is not something I found at some fantard site, nevertheless it mocks the hell out of all fuck-tards.
The video provides lyric reference.
BIG BLOB IDOL FAN SITE
Most evenings as the sun goes down and the Attic’s chat gets rollin’
We down snacks while a few be snoozin’ and say tools ain’t worth extollin’
We’re headin’ for a land that’s too easy to chide the acumen blight
So come with me we’ll mock with glee the Big Blob Idol fan site
At the Big Blob Idol fan site there’s a lot that’s not too bright
Where the cougars sow thigh biting and they squeee most every night
Where the boxscores get inflated and sales discussed every day
Of the tours all do deem they’re huge revenue streams
Where discs masqueradin’ as sold plat’num things
At the Big Blob Idol fan site
At the Big Blob Idol fan site for the numbers they do plea
And when Billboards come they’ll gnash their teeth—here’s ‘nother CD from me
Post-third degree they’re left wond’rin’ is my fav’rite set for life?
Oh, we’re bound to lark cause there ain’t no snark
Where the fantards squeee and their pants they pee
At the Big Blob Idol fan site
At the Big Blob Idol fan site they never change their tune
And they let out screams at curtain call as they’re sittin’ down to swoon
The mistress begs “please click my links” to their master all are blind
They will lecture you have conspir’cies too
You can give’m facts-n-stats but all they do construe
At the Big Blob Idol fan site
At the Big Blob Idol fan site their brains lack all reason
You can predict their words, déjà vu, each Idol season
There ain’t no grasp of logic, no facts no stats no wit
We no longer do play where they fawn all day
Where they kiss major ass consent en masse
At the Big Blob Idol fan site
We’ll snark with glee as fan-tards squeee at the Big Blob Idol fan site
We’ll snark with glee as fan-tards squeee at the Big Blob Idol fan site
Bizarre March Holidays
Mar 1st
According to ehow.com, these are actual holidays that most Americans have never heard of. Many of these holidays have been signed by the President of the United States. [Kill me now...Universal Health Care, noooooo, but not to worry, there is always "National Potato Chip Day"]
See How to Celebrate Bizarre March Holidays.
March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover’s Day.
Wondering how to celebrate? Per the ehow.com (linked above), you have a couple of options:
Get out of the house on March 1 and celebrate National Pig Day by visiting a farm or forgoing bacon and ham for a day. This may be a difficult feat for the carnivores out there, but have no fear as there is another bizarre March holiday you can celebrate the same day.
Celebrate Peanut Butter Lover’s Day as an alternative to National Pig Day on March 1. Party it up with an elephant outfit and an extra large bag of peanuts. Make peanut butter pine cones with birdseed and share this bizarre holiday with the birds.
ETA:
ehow.com has a bunch of asshats posting celebratory ideas. Just sayin’.
