American Idol
American Idol Sales Update
Mar 10th
Now that the Top 4 from AI8 have released their debut albums, I’m sure you’ve all been wondering what the First Week Sales chart looks like; as luck would have it, I have that information at my fingertips.
What kind of fool is daughtry?
Jan 30th
Anyone who has been paying attention knows that the first leg of the daughtry “arena tour” was little more than a bad joke, and that the arrogant poser couldn’t sell out a single show, not even in his home town.
Worse still, the venues foolish enough to book the wanker added insult to injury by under-reporting venue capacity in a futile attempt to disguise how badly his “arena tour” was tanking.
But tank it did.
Katharine McPhee, planetoidal scourge, widens her path of destruction
Jan 18th
***’s path of destruction continues (see HERE for further details). On January 17, 2010, *** performed a mini-concert at the San Diego Chargers official Tailgate before the game.
Yep, you guessed it. The favored San Diego Chargers lost to the NY Jets by a score of 17-14.
*** is Typhoid Mary, planetoidal scourge, and chunk blower, all wrapped into one.
Idols’ First Week Sales: Update
Jan 17th
It’s time for another update, now that Katharine McPhee’s sophomore album has hit the charts…okay, “Unbroken” didn’t make much of an impact, selling only 13% of what her debut album sold in its first week, but theoretically it could still skyrocket.
Or not. Only time will tell.
Katharine McPhee is a Planetoidal Scourge
Jan 16th
*** sang “Had It All” on the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien on January 4, 2010…
then, before you know it, Conan loses his job!!!
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Cancelled, What’s Next for Conan?
Stupid American Idol Fangirl of the Week
Jan 10th
We’ve not had one of these in a couple of weeks. I kept forgetting what day it was.
Do we want to continue this?
Katharine McPhee: Will she sink or swim?
Jan 9th
The answer to that burning question depends, of course, on whether or not you are a rabid fangirl determined to spin even the most dismal sales numbers into a triumphant return to the charts.
Skyrockets are optional this time around.
The Year of Touring Badly; daughtry tanks in 2009!
Jan 1st
Remember this?
Chris Daughtry says the band is busy preparing for its upcoming arena tour. “We dreamed about how it would feel playing these songs to packed arenas, and we’re excited to get our chance,” Chris says. “We have a great show planned and can’t wait to hit the road to share it with our fans.”
And the winner of the Worst Comb-Over of 2009 is…David Cook!
Jan 1st
First, a definition from Merriam-Webster:
Main Entry: comb–over
Pronunciation: \ˈkōm-ˌō-vər\
Function: noun
Date: 1980
: an arrangement of hair on a balding man in which hair from the side of the head is combed over the bald spot
See: David Cook
