Fangirl Free Zone
American Idol
DCO Fangirl Games!
Aug 26th
The fangirls are still at it over at DCO, determined to do their utmost to try and foist David Cook’s mediocre music on an unsuspecting public.
Television Watching Blues: How Fangirls Have Ruined “Certain” Shows or Put the Telephone Down Sweetie, One Call is Enough
Aug 19th
And when I say Fangirls, I don’t just mean little tweeny twits, the older ones are just as asinine. At least the tweens have youth as an excuse (it’s a pretty stupid time of one’s life, and I would never go back there).
Here is another obligatory YouTube, another commercial I find amusing…
Television Watching Blues: Nostalgia or When T.V. Watching Was Simpler (not necessarily a good thing)
Aug 19th
Today I am wondering why I bother watching television. A lot of what is out there annoys me these days. I know, I know, I sound like an old fogey.
I will start with an obligatory YouTube, a commercial I find amusing…
David Cook & The Fangirls’ Crusade
Jul 24th
The fangirls at DCO are at it again, declaring their intentions to power-buy Cook’s sophomore album even though no release date has been announced. Of course, ALL rabid fangirls power-buy albums — it’s encoded in their DNA — but the DCO fangirls are quite shameless about their plans, all the while ignoring their true motive for buying albums in bulk, which is to inflate Cook’s sales total in an attempt to make it appear that he isn’t already fading into the background.
New music from David Cook
Jul 15th
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
Kind of shouty, eh?
Then again, maybe the music will drown him out.
Because Fred’s Got US$American On The Line
May 14th
I even doubled down when the odds went against BoSox a couple of weeks ago.
Mother Fred: “Have you ever heard of this guy, Rod Stewart?”
Fred: “I’m not sure Mom, why do you ask?”
Mother Fred: “I have two of his records. He has a very nice voice. I think you’d like him.”
The Grand Canyon has nothing on Kelly Clarkson’s mouth.
May 12th
It’s hardly a secret that Kelly likes to run her mouth, most often without engaging her brain. Over the years she has engaged in any number of very public battles, starting with Clive Davis — then the head of her record label — and working her way through Perez Hilton and Scott Borchetta before setting her sights on Ryan Tedder, who she blamed for giving her a music track too similar to Beyonce’s “Halo.”
American Idol Recap…
May 4th
OK, we start off with John Locke and Jack Sheppard talking in the hospital, Jack tells Locke about a possible procedure which may help him gain feeling in his legs. Locke says piss off and we find ourselves back on the Island with Jack and Sayid and the Evil Locke, and, oh wait…
Oops wrong show…
By the way, I am not obsessed…
American Idol: Season 9, Top Six Performance
Apr 27th
I wonder how tonight will go, Shania Twain night, oh yes, I’m pumped, aren’t you?
I’m being totally earnest, no sarcasm meant at all (I think they believed me, hee hee).
