WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE VOTERS IN CANADA, eh?!?!?!?!

Last week’s bottom three was one of the most pathetic stupid things !!!BIAS ALERT!!! Lisa and Vincent? Come on! !!!END OF ALERT!!! The most mediocre to icky performances got through. What are the voters smoking? (can I have some…no no, bad kac, I don’t do that sort of thing any more ever). Well smarten up. I want to watch good dancers until the end, not cutey pie teeny boys and girls. You can’t tell, but my tone of voice, when I read this, is FUCKING serious.

Well that is all about that. Shall we continue? (I’m serious, don’t make me mock you again).

New Judges this week, ooo the Horrible Little Boy Choreographer from last week. He better be a better judge and some guy named Kenny Ortega who has worked on High School Musical and something called the Newsies.

Miles and Lara Krump. The Judges go nuts. I like it, but not that much. Oh well, to each his own.

Izaak and Kaitlyn dance the Cha Cha and suck suck suckity suck. One judge, the new guy said Latin and Hot, I wonder what he is smoking (no I do not want any). Mostly the responses judgewise are eh, so-so.

Lisa and Vincent do African Jazz. OK, be calm, and enjoy. Wow, and I do. This was so fucking amazing and wondrous. These two dancers rock. The choreography was excellent, the dancing was done beautifully, and the music was perfect!!!! Costumes are simple and lovely, and despite Vincent being shirtless, I am not drooling over him (though he is nice), I am watching the beauty of their movement and their connection with each other. The judges love it, hopefully the voters will, because if this couple is in the bottom three again, I WILL BE SO PISSED. Please don’t make me have to power vote, it would be so embarrassing. Really!

Lord, am I turning into a fan girl? Now that would be embarrassing.

I AM SO ENJOYING NO PERVY NIGEL!!!! I love the diversity of this group of dancers. I love the Canadian version of this show. I feel it is so less time wasting and cheesy and annoying. For once the Canadian version is not a pale pathetic copy. Though Leah is an odd little thing, her dress makes her look strangely neck less…and big headed.

Joey and Tamina do a Hip Hop by Luther (yay he is choreographing and not judging, useless waste of a judge’s chair he is). These children have not impressed me yet. Tonight is their best night, they did good. I will not be so pissed if they stay for another week (I won’t be voting for them though). Little Boy Choreographer, says “finally they are there”, he should be saying “I’m so sorry sorry sorry about last week, please forgive me”.

Natalli and Francis dance the Rumba. Lovely couple, they work well together. Nice and sexy. They move well and are smooth. They have decent eye contact with each other too. I like that. Kenny said maybe they were trying too hard, I felt that some of the lifts were less than perfect, but not detracting from the performance.

Note, the judging really is more about the dancers and the dancing and not the personality of the Judge, who is commenting (I’m looking at you Nigel, Mia, Mary…idiots).

Allie and Danny get the Quickstep. NOOOOOO!!!!!!! (I cry out in my best Darth Vader at the end of The Revenge of the Sith imitation, did you know that I am a geek? And a nerd?). I like this couple and they did a nice job. Very nice job. He is a ballroom dancer and she is a ballet dancer, their carriage is wonderful. They make each other look phenomenal. The judges rave, I agree, they deserve it. Wow, Jean Marc even goes so far as to say it was the best version ever done on any of the SYTYCD’s around the world. I wouldn’t know, but it looked good to me.

Nico and Arrasay are up next. They dance Contemporary by Blake (that’s why he isn’t judging tonight, too bad, him I like as a judge). This is another couple I like. Ouch, nasty nose hit in rehearsal, poor Nico. A few injuries, she has an ankle issue, and his nose was broken, wow. And during the dance, his shirt comes off, and fuck there go the jeans again. I AM NOT A PERVERT!!! They are doing this on purpose!!! Nico’s jeans just seem to naturally slide down, I can’t help but look. The dance itself is frantic and powerful. It suits them. “Fusion in motion” is what Jean Marc says. He expresses himself well and in a varied way for someone whose first language is French. I like that there are no “hot tamale trains” . The Idiots from the other show should take some lessons.

OK this last number is mediocre at best. Caroline and Jesse dance Rock and Roll or Rock or whatever. Boring loring snoring boring. Really. The judges think Caroline was overpowering Jesse. She was supposed to be a devil, I’m not feeling it, next…

Oh that’s it. The show is over, I need to vote. Fucking moron voters last week.

Until later guys, hugs and kisses. Eat some chocolate, buy girl guide cookies, support the wee little ones, $4 a box.

And vote 1-877-977-4603(Vincent and Lisa) and 1-877-977-4607(Nico and Arrasay). OK I might also vote for Natalli and Francis (4605) and Allie and Danny (4606).

kimkac wrote this and realises that sometimes her language leaves much to be desired, sorry (not really). Night.