Comments on: This Day in Music…September 26

By: RSF

RSF — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:59:52 +0000

“I can’t believe I just posted that…”

Heyyyyyyyyyy, I posted Sanjaya a week or so ago.

If Sanjaya is featured on a blog about nothing, ~~can we still hear him~~ is he still a semi-finalist?

By: Nevada

Nevada — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:00:31 +0000

And just to remind everyone of the fangirls’ breathless prediction for little d™’s “deluxe rhymes with sucks” DVD/CD:

Oh the new release will have sales SKYROCKET!!!

By: Nevada

Nevada — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:48:58 +0000

Poor Spice Boys! I wonder if they knew what they were getting into when they auditioned for little d™’s manufactured boy band?

By: Boulder Soul

Boulder Soul — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:26:02 +0000

LMAO…I didn’t notice the hand until I posted the pic. Must be one of the Spice boys caressing the tool.

By: Nevada

Nevada — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:20:12 +0000

Yikes! What an ugly poser! And now he has a hand growing out of his neck…or is that one of the Spice Boys caressing him?

By: Boulder Soul

Boulder Soul — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:13:11 +0000

...faux rawker with the bald, alien-shaped head doesn’t seem to be selling all that well.

Do you mean THIS faux rawker with the bald, alien-shaped head?

By: Boulder Soul

Boulder Soul — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:03:58 +0000

My sincere apologies to all those who were unknowingly subject to those horrible images.

Horrible images, yes. But you are forgiven.

By: Nevada

Nevada — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:05:13 +0000

And let’s take a look at how various Idols did last week as far as digital sales go:

10 ARCHULETA*DAVID CRUSH 90005 75 51400 494998 (6 weeks)
24 SPARKS*JORDIN ONE STEP AT A TIME 49457 -4 51281 702574 (18 weeks)
68 COOK*DAVID TIME OF MY LIFE 18765 0 18841 900186 (18 weeks)
70 daughtry WHAT ABOUT NOW 18618 3 18057 356717 (24 weeks)

Hmm…the fifth “hit” from the faux rawker with the bald, alien-shaped head doesn’t seem to be selling all that well.

Tsk tsk.

By: Nevada

Nevada — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:00:15 +0000

And a quick look at equivalent weeks:

09-26-06 Kelly’s “Breakaway” sold 6,587
09-25-07 Carrie’s “Some Hearts” sold 11,601
09-23-08 little d™’s “daughtry” sold 9,423

The poser tool’s total includes sales of his ego-stroking, grab-every-last-dime “deluxe rhymes with sucks” CD/DVD.

By: Nevada

Nevada — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:55:57 +0000

Thanks to an errant router, I missed last Friday's regularly scheduled mocking of little d™ and my search for additional memory for my ancient Dell Dimension 8250 is making me run late again today, so I'll be quick: At 96 weeks, Kelly's "Breakaway" had sold 5,533,978 At 96 weeks, Carrie's "Some Hearts" had sold 5,919,215 At 96 weeks, little d™'s "daughtry" has sold 4,228,777 The cretin has sold 1,305,201 fewer copies than Kelly had at the same point and 1,690,438 fewer than Carrie.