Archive for March 7, 2008

Oh, oh, oh my god
Daddy, look at my boobs!

I got big
I got big
I got big boobs and I cannot lie.
Big boobs and I cannot lie.
Big boobs and I cannot,
Boobs and I cannot,
Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs,
Boobs and I cannot lie.
I bought ‘em round and big.
I bought ‘em round and big.
I bought ‘em round and big.
I bought ‘em round and big.

Bought my boobs I cannot lie.
You other bimbos can’t deny
That when my “girls” walk in a room d’boobies steal the show.
When I stick them in their faces,
Guys get sprung;
Wanna pull my thong.
Cause they notice my bra is stuffed;
Poppin’ from shirts I’m wearing.
I’m stacked and they can’t stop staring.
Oh, baby I wanna stand next t’ya,
And cop a feela.
My momma tried to warn me.
But those boobs I bought,
Makes men so horny.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, boobs of smooth skin.
They say they wanna get in my pantz.
Yes, yes, use me, even those dumb ass groupies.

You’ve seen me pole dancing.
To hell I love lap dancin’!
They heave, sway, get it my way, but love pert nips.

I’m tired of magazines,
Saying small boobs are the thing.
Take the average ol’ man and ask him that;
She’s gotta fill them cups.

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)!
Did *** McPhee buy her boobs, (hell yeah).
I wanted to shake’em, (shake ‘em), shake ‘em, (shake ‘em), shake ‘em my big boobs.

McPhee bought boobs!
(LA face with the HOSO* boobies).
McPhee bought boobs!
(LA face with the HOSO boobies).
(LA face with the HOSO boobies).

I bought ‘em round and big.
And when I’m throwing a gig,
I just can’t help myself
I’m acting like an animal,
Y’all can manhandle ‘em.

I wanna head back home,
And feel d’em double Es up, yup,
I ain’t talkin’ Bs.

*NOTE: HOSO means Hunchback of Sherman Oaks