Today is declared: Boulder is Funny Day!

Morning all.

LMAO at the thread title today. I am so much fun, I fell asleep while chatting last night.

ETA:
**runs off to think of something cleaver to say**

ETA, part II:
Heh, looks like I bought one too many vowels…..CLEVER not CLEAVER.

TOP TEN FUNNIEST BS CHOPS

10. Wall of Boob Boutique

9. Vegetarian Times Cover

8. Ass Tattoo

7. Scott Savol

6. The Three Divas of Season 6

5. *** Litter

4. Taylor & Richard Simmons

3. Seperated at birth

2. TIE BETWEEN: Nigel & Pricilla and Nigel and the Two Letter

1. Anotha Tie: Garden Gnome and Ass with a Bass Guitar

Honourable Mention:

Sanjaya Wolf

American Philatelist Cover

Britney in a Burka

CHRACE

I’m Pregnant Cover

KISS

A Greek God

Funniest song Lyrics. (this one is for you, Lisa)

Somewhere Tied to a Bedpost

Somewhere tied to a bedpost
Legs spread wide
There’s a thing that I heard of
Once in a quick sex ride

Somewhere tied to a bedpost
Cheeks are flushed
And the men that you’re paid to cream
Really are not rushed

Someday I’ll be a real porn star
And wake up where the studs are close behind me
Where real life looks like photochops
Away above the singing props
That’s where you’ll find me

Somewhere tied to a bed post
TaTas heave
Some come tied to a bedpost
Why then, oh why can’t I?

Someday I’ll be a real porn star
And wake up where the studs are close behind me
Where real life looks like photochops
Away above the singing props
That’s where you’ll find me

Somewhere tied to a bed post
TaTas heave
Some come tied to a bedpost
Why then, oh why can’t I

**this one was deleted over at the other place**

Not to toot me own horn, but IMO, this one was a funny one, too.

My Own Kangaroo
(sung to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey)

Those Aussies are cool, mate
And they like me, too
But Santa please give me
My own kangaroo

Koala bears are cool
But I’m a real tool
Because all that I want mate
Is my own kangaroo

Steve Irwin’s their hero
His death was real whack
But I don’t want no khakies
Off the poor dead man’s back

Though I come home with undies
Of crazy ass chicks
I don’t want a leather hat
The likes of Dundee’s

If you grant me my wish, mate
I’ll even buy
CDs of the real losers
Who beat me season five

You can blow off my wife, please
Forget my tykes, too
So, Santa please give me
My own kangaroo

So, Santa please give me
My own kangaroo
My own kangaroo
My own kangaroo

*****
Those Aussies are cool, mate
And know I’m a tool
So, Santa please give me
My own kangaroo

Even though me minions
Did Operation Roo
They still did not deliver
My own kangaroo

Aboringines are fierce, mate
My minions are, too
So you’d better deliver
My own kangaroo

Mate, if you ignore this
Simple request
Little Donner will turn up
As a Christmas vest

Santa, if I don’t get me
My own kangaroo
Rudolph is dead meat
By didgeridoo

Gidday, my ol’ mate Santa
You’re a real good Bloke
I know that you’ll give me
My own kangaroo

Those Aussies are cool, mate
And know I’m a tool
So, Santa please give me
My own kangaroo

So, Santa please give me
My own kangaroo
My own kangaroo
My own kangaroo

KIRSTEN:
Just to update you further…*** fans also hate me because I snarked on Matt Lauer. roflmao

Great….I killed the “Boulder is Funny Day” thread.

A California judge today sentenced Kiefer Sutherland to 48 days in jail on his 4th D.U.I. arrest. It wasn’t a surprise, since that’s what his plea agreement called for.

He asked to start serving the sentence immediately and will be at the Glendale City Jail.

He must serve all 48 days in jail. Under the terms of his plea, he also must serve 60 months probation, pay a $510 fine, enroll in an 18-month alcohol-education class and attend weekly alcohol-therapy sessions for six months, [Asst. City Attorney] Jeffries said.

Keifer “lucked out” with the WGA strike going on, he won’t miss any tapings.

Awaiting Grammy nominations…..

Link won’t work for me….screw little d™, what about BRUCE?

**wonders if Lassie is busy bidding on this little item, being a seat filler for the Grammys.